The Morning After...

Just a quick note to follow up on Mike & Kelly's Annual Halloween Bash. Huge Success. I will not post photos as they are incriminating.  As usual, I fell asleep early and missed the real debauchery. My house is a force to be reckoned with, so I thought I would take a break, fill everyone in, and answer all of the questions I know you are asking......

To answer a few questions:
Stream casualties: 1
Fish casualties: 0
Holdovers: 3
Hangovers: 41
Nudity: Yes
Lap Dances: 1


Random items in my house that are not mine:

One wizard wand that makes noises
Two werewolf shot glasses
Two blond wigs
One entire set of Negro Modelo bar glasses
One studded leather hair band
One pair of red vampire-ish glasses
One cavalier hat with a feather
Three fairy wands of different origins
One pack of menthol cigarettes
One half full packet of gum
One half full bottle of Jack Daniels (not from our bar)
One black and white garment that looks like a table runner
One black handkerchief
One gatorboard mini dumpster with a "waste management" sign (I'm guessing this was 'HumptyDumpster's')
One werewolf glove


Missing items:
One lava lamp
One battery operated strobe light

 Thank you to everyone for coming and Happy Halloween!