So, on Saturday, I decided to clean out my car.
Let me explain. I bought this car in February of '07. I'm going to fess up, I have not really cleaned it since.
Someone brought to my attention that the actual size of the car is what makes it more interesting It is a two seater targa top that is about the teeny-ist car ever. One step above the Smart Car.
I started working on it around noon and by 1pm I decided that although this may really freak people out, I HAVE to write down the stuff in this car. And then I thought, nobody will ever believe this is true, so I took photos.
Below is a list - the REAL list of some, not all of the items in my car. This was not embellished, it did not need to be. Read and enjoy.
INSIDE OF CAR:
42 pens
4 unused notebooks
7 used notebooks
1 fedora (black)
6 lipsticks
1 mascara
3 bottles/tubes of makeup foundation
4 lip glosses (1 shaped like a Scottish terrier and 1 on a keychain)
12 cds with cases
9 cds without cases
8 sample tabs of Soma
1 Studio Tattoo window sticker
1 photo of Mike at a wedding
1 pr old tennis shoes in new shoe box
3 old registration certificates
1 old insurance card
3 new greeting cards (1 belated birthday, 1 thank you and 1 congrats-new baby)
2 birthday cards from others to Mike (from Tami) and me (from Joan)
2 removable bra straps
72 business cards (self and others)
1 blowable Viking horn on a leather strap
1 roll of packing tape
1 dashboard sun shade
1 half eaten box of Raisenettes
27 bottles of water (both open and unopened)
Unknown amount of matches
3 lighters
½ Box Valentines sweetheart candies (exploded)
2 car phone chargers
1 pr sunglasses
4 hair brushes
2 hair picks
8 hair combs, clips, ties , etc.
1 keychain of Taylor’s footprint
3 unknown plastic pieces parts to the car
1 blanket
1 suit in a grocery bag (dry cleaning?)
1 set of lung x rays (mine)
File of medical records (mine)
File of Health District requirements for an Ice cream Truck
9 Las Vegas Weekly magazines
4 Vegas Rocks magazines
1 Juxtapose magazine
1 Las Vegas Strip magazine
3 View newspaper articles, cut out
2 spare bulbs one interior, one parking
1 Mickey Mouse antenna topper
1 Defunct Blue Tooth
3 earrings (no matches)
1 electric dog shock apparatus for a dog collar
1 Envelope of Shriner Circus tickets, 2008
1 Envelope of 4 haunted house tickets, 2009
1 dog muzzle
1 dog leash
1 pair of half boots
1 black tank top
1 paperback (romance)
$5.62 in change
GLOVEBOX:
3 Garage openers (besides mine!?)
6 pens
3 business cards
Registration and insurance (current!)
2 lighters
2 tampons
1 eyeliner
1 hot pink hair comb
1 canister eclipse mints
tube makeup foundation
TRUNK
1 Music stand gig bag
1 Rolling backpack gig bag with music stand top bungeed on
1 band banner
1 bag zip ties
1 bundle oversize (3’) zip ties
Attaché case with proofs of House of Blues flyers from 2001
1 speaker cable labled "Stolen from Eric Dahl"
Stack of flyers from the 2009 New Vista Wine Walk
Large purse containing (among others) a wallet with several credit cards reported missing
1 large bottle of Windex
Files of stuff
More files of stuff (ex. ACTS 2009, EMAS 2008 etc)
Bid sheets from the 2009 Pat McRight Bowl a Thon
Bracelet found in Moms garage
1 box of opened Glad oven bags
1 roll of Saran Wrap, out of the box
1 can Krylon Spray paint for plastic
1 leather trench coat
1 set Jumper cables
3 Nielsen Viewer in Profile data cds
8 hangers
1 black & silver high heel
4 Safari Landscaping Frisbees
Christmas wrapping paper
Tissue paper (again for wrapping)
Cocktail napkin with a bass player’s number on it
Hospital discharge papers from 10/19/07 Sunrise Hospital
1 strap for a piece of luggage
Sunny 106 Christmas tree ornament, new in box
Fake ZZ Top beard
1 empty shoe box
about 30 old media plans/buy sheets
1 beach towel
Program – NV Broadcasters 2008
Program – Adam & Eve 2008
Christmas head band with candy canes on springs
Multiple Peacock feathers
Many plastic shopping bags (empty, no chicken)
The other black and silver show (size 6 – not mine)
6 Beta TV dubs, various clients
2 cds of radio spots
1 wedding cake tier stand
1 jingle bell stick
3 more notebooks
Photo cd “Pub crawl, April 2008”
2 more hair brushes
1 issue of People Magazine (Twilight)
1 boom arm for a mic stand
1 black platform high heel, size 8
1 more car phone charger
1 loose roll of paper towels
1 cell phone case with a belt clip
G2E Event Guide, 2008
Unused Christmas gift bag with tissue
1 more roll of packing tape
ZZ Top beard #2
1 Cooking apron featuring Hannah Barbera cartoon characters
1 Magic Kingdom sippy cup
1 MNI Calculator
1 black platform high heel shoe – not a match to the last one
Victoria’s secret gift bag with sealed Ziploc containing organic material
Alzheimer’s notebook (I’ve been looking for that)
ACTS file 2008, program book proof, lineup, board member list
1 stretch beaded bracelet
Another dashboard sun shade
2008 broadcast calendar
The front license plate for my car
6 additional Las Vegas weekly magazines
Program – Women of Distinction awards, 2009
Personalized embroidered Christmas stocking, with remanant contents
Contents: 1 Christmas tree eraser and one lip gloss on a keychain
1 white tank top
1 sealed half full jar of dirty water
Match to shoe already thrown away
Container of Armor all wipes
Scotch tape and desk dispenser
1 washcloth
1 newborn Onsie with tags still on “Mommy’s little sweetie”
One more container of Armor all wipes
Early voting sample ballot Oct 2008
Program – Super Summer Theater, 2007
Band set lists
1 knockoff Kate Spade handbag
14 hangers
1 bandanna
1 new binder with price tag still on
1 shellacked alligator head (about 8” long)
1 unopened dog poo wrist bag dispenser and bags
1 pear percussion shaker
2 travel coffee mugs, 1 unused
1 home cell charger
3 more NV Broadcasters Hall of Fame Gala programs
4 razors
1 unused ticket to UNLVino 2008
1 drum stick (not chicken)
1 CW memory jump drive
1 unopened package “shit List” to do notes”
4 paint brushes
1 kazoo
1 Janet Evanovich Audio Book “Man Hunt”
1 used ticket stub to UNLVino, 2008
1 copy Advertising Age, June 2, 2008
1 car jack
1 tube Winton Oil paint, Titanium White
1 empty box – Playtex seamless soft cup 40C Microfiber bra
1 red Beret
Hertz Rental contract, Boise Idaho, September 2009
Southern Nevada Heath District temporary food handler card, issues 3/5/08
1 Apple percussion shaker
1 green plastic Pom Pom
An additional newborn Onsie, new with tags – “Daddy’s Little Girl”
1 tube of bubbles shaped like a severed finger
6 hotel key cards
About a THOUSAND receipts, but the most interesting winner (that I’ll admit to:
Beverly Hills, CA Century Plaza Hyatt Regency with one charge, $4.22 for a Snickers bar 10/10/07
Here are some of the photos....enjoy.
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| Trunk mid-clean |
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| Wow, really old flyer proofs. Have no idea why these were in there.... |
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| Yes, that is a real aligator head..... |
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| Muscle relaxers, running shoes, a hat and a viking horn - what more does a gilrl need? |
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| Gimmie a "P"! |
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| If memory serves, I believe the child intended for these onesies is now 3.... |
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| Bubbles in a severed finger....Brilliant!! |
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| Random garage door remotes of friends & family |
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| Mikes been looking for that tape dispenser... |
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| I guess this one never made it on the tree... |
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| Yes, it's a jar of dirty water. Don't ask. |
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| Well isn't this handy? It'd be even more handy out of the box... |
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| Oven bags. And a tank top. Nuff said. |
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| You can never have too many jingle Bell sticks, I always say. |
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| Light the candles, George! |
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| I guess nothing has been on my Shit List lately |
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| clean! |
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